The Best Dungeons & Dragons Memes of the Week (January 20, 2023)

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Mel Dawn
Jan 20, 2023 1:00 PM EST

We're back again with another fantastic batch of Dungeons & Dragons memes for all the young wizards and bards out there who need a distraction while they wait for their DM to choose the next meetup date. Keep scrolling for some of our favorite D&D content. 

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  • 01
    Product - thendyn 60 Healthy nutritious breakfast :) DE micah-is-a-rock amazing source of vitamin d and d Source: thendyn 60 OL
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    Delicious. 

  • 02
    Smile - Talking about Dungeons & Dragons Me An Crazy Tog A normal conversation
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    Everything reminds me of Dungeons & Dragons. 

  • 03
    Arm - When you're one of the two races without dark vision
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    Actually, according to the Player's Handbook, three races don't have darkvision: Humans, halflings, and Dragonborn.

  • 04
    Clothing - The detailed D&D campaign gets offtrack. The party: OH NO! ANYWAY
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    They move on so quickly. 

  • 05
    Font - Paladin Cleric Rogue Bard Barbarian Ranger Druid Wizard Fighter Warlock Monk Sorcerer Mar 21-Apr 19 Apr 20-May 20 May 21-Jun 20 Jun 21-Jul 22 Jul 23-Aug 22 Aug 23-Sep 22 Sep 23-Oct 22 Oct 23-Nov 21 Nov 22-Dec 21 Dec 22-Jan 19 Jan 20-Feb 18 Feb 19-Mar 20
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    Don't show this to the astrologists. 

  • 06
    Organism - I feel that as a culture, we have overemphasized St. Nick's toy delivery service and underemphasized as a necromancer Other reputed miracles [edit] One story tells how during a terrible famine, a malicious butcher lured three little children into his house, where he killed them, placing their remains in a barrel to cure, planning to sell them off as ham.129155) Nicholas, visiting the region to care for the hungry, saw through the butcher's lies[29](56) and resurrected the pickled chil
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    New D&D character idea: Necromancer Santa. 

  • 07
    Plant - PC: "Let's sell our loot before we go on." DM: "You're in a swamp! You left town days ago." PC: "Please?" DM: "Fine. You find a shop."
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    "Where are all my customers??"

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    Rectangle - how to include Dungeons & Dragons on your resume Relevant Skills Team Building Follow 2,392 notes •Met with peers for twice monthly creativity and conflict resolution exercises. • Gained necessary experience for character and skill development. •Learned to quickly assess situations and collaborate to find best practice solutions.
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    Genius. 

  • 09
    Happy - SESAME STREET E Ernie abuses his absurdly high charisma score to pursade the High King into surrendering the throne, then has the party executed at once.
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    Insane crossover event. 

  • 10
    Font - avithenaftali Invalid D&D Alignments Lawful Chaotic-loophole abuse. their goal is to carry out as many zany shenanigans as possible in an absolutely nonpunishable manner. Chaotic Lawful - malicious compliance. dredges up obscure laws that haven't been implemented in decades or centuries and insists on following them. thrives on inscrutable bureaucratic labyrinths. Good Evil - the token evil teammate. a missing stair. an objectively terrible person but charming or useful somehow so people
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    Very cursed…and yet accurate.

  • 11
    Font - kirrii NK D 20 DI GM cinnamon coast cronch Retweeted Pink Dice GM @PinkDice GM. 1d In recent games, I require players to write 5 rumors related to their character's reputation: 2 good, 2 bad, 1 false. I later pass these out to other players as things their PCs would have overheard. It spawns early roleplay. #GMTip 53 jennaflare 1,149 This is amaaaaazing advice Source: jennaflare 49,146 notes A 3,311 D tl
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    Now this is world building. 

  • 12
    Table - NPC King: You have done this land a great service, and defeated the evil- The Party:
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    Pay me. 

  • 13
    Watercraft - MIMICS THE REASON YOUR PLAYERS HAVE TRUST ISSUES
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    Trust no thing. 

  • 14
    Beard - Wizards smoke out of long pipes so they do not risk setting their beards on fire.
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    Big if true.

  • 15
    Gesture - INTERSTATE 35 doctorslippery 911 Hammer of Probability 20 14 * theabsolutedykery This is what the DM hits you with when you try to fuck the monsters ifunny.co
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    As if the dice needed to do more damage. 

  • 16
    Vehicle - The most damaging car wreck in history: Truck Spills Dice, Deals 216,000d6 Bludgeoning Damage to Freeway BY PHILLIP MOYER-ON SEP 19, 2019 IN GAME NEWS
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    Some gamer was waiting their whole life to write that headline. 

  • 17
    Hair - DM DM Paladin Great. Who are we killing? I won't do kids, that's a rule. Paladin 元 But that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick.
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    Everything is negotiable. 

  • 18
    Ecoregion - Wait, you believe your DM had this entire campaign planned? Players Well, yes Laughing
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    That's a good one. 

  • 19
    Comfort - Her: he's probably thinking about other girls... Him: I hope our characters get to level up next game so I can try out that feat that lets me use two swords at once like a boss. SLICE SLICE SLICE fb.com/dndmemes
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    Accurate. 

  • 20
    Font - king-jesster Worldbuilders naming towns: I named this town Elygwe'meth which means "Where the Dearly Beloved King died next to his Lover" in the language I invented and also a combination of the Old English word for diamonds and the Maori word for apples since that's their main exports People in real life naming towns: I named this town Big Falls cause big fall there bumblebeebats me poring over a fantasy map: Shit I already used that name for a town, I can't use it again, that's such slo
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    We need D&D players to start naming towns. 

  • 21
    Light - mat3e.github.io/brains You've spend your life studying the arcane arts You've made a questionable pact with a questionable beeing Your deity gifts you with magic like abilities You have an innate magical ability inherited by your ancestors You can play the guitar like REALLY fucking good
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    Average bard. 

  • 22
    Cartoon - Unused Notes Anxiety and Depression CO CO My DM Stat sheets @dnd memes1 E Me learning to be a DM
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    All you need is a good mentor. 

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